Comics 1/30

download.jpeg

I hope we can give you eggcellent news.

 

Burgess: “I put my weather station together”

Student: “Is it running?”

Burgess: “Yes”

Student: “Then you should go catch it”

 

What does a grape say when you step on it?

Nothing it just lets out a little wine.

 

Why can’t atheists solve exponential functions?

Because they don’t believe in a higher power.

 

Why should you stand in the corner of a room if you are cold?

Because it’s usually 90 degrees there.

 

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they were married?

Feyoncé

 

What does Beyoncé say when her husband does something wrong?

Jay-Y

 

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it’s the scenter.

airplane

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s