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Burgess: “I put my weather station together”
Student: “Is it running?”
Student: “Then you should go catch it”
What does a grape say when you step on it?
Nothing it just lets out a little wine.
Why can’t atheists solve exponential functions?
Because they don’t believe in a higher power.
Why should you stand in the corner of a room if you are cold?
Because it’s usually 90 degrees there.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they were married?
What does Beyoncé say when her husband does something wrong?
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it’s the scenter.