Confused Comics 3/20/17

Doctor: Sorry for the wait.
Patient: No problem. I’m patient.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Addictionary

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An Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard, and German are all watching a street performer from behind a crowd. The performer notices them and can tell they don’t have a good view. He decides to stand on a large box and yells to them “CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?”. The Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard, and German respond with:
“Yes”
“Oui”
“Sí”
“Ja”

What happens when you empty out the vacuum cleaner?
You become the vacuum cleaner.

You remind me of a Russian doll?
So full of yourself

raw

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