Doctor: Sorry for the wait.
Patient: No problem. I’m patient.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
An Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard, and German are all watching a street performer from behind a crowd. The performer notices them and can tell they don’t have a good view. He decides to stand on a large box and yells to them “CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?”. The Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard, and German respond with:
What happens when you empty out the vacuum cleaner?
You become the vacuum cleaner.
You remind me of a Russian doll?
So full of yourself